I had a weird dream last night that I think I explained to everyone I met today. I'm not quite sure why I did that.
Anybody want to find me a wife? I'm kind of in the mood for an arranged marriage.
If you could use some exotic booze, there's a bar in far Bombay
It's perfect for a flying honeymoon they say
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away
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I think you need to go to bed. Especially at the ungodly hour of 12:30 am. I hope I never see it again. I saw it twice, in a row! O.O (But I slept in today. ^_^)
Tell me about your dream. You haven't.
~*~ Rad
I'll find you a wife if you can find me a husband. I'll even give you 10 bucks if he's not from Michigan.
nope.. i'm not cool with making people tolerate eachother... i'm all for having people like eachother in the first place... and having people die in the end of a skit.
which reminds me... thank you.
Please don't tempt me with the offer of trying to find you a wife, you know that I would be more than willing to find some female to marry you off to... Yeah I'll just leave it at that.
hey, alright first off, marriage is overrated and not necessary. become a monk. second. do your laundry i can smell you from here, finding a wife will not help you with this either. if nothing else doing laundry will humble you. if you are totally creative, which im sure you are, you will find means to hook up an old school nintendo in the laundry room. third, booze is not the answer. dreaming is. just go through your entire day pretending its a vacation. wear a hawiaan shirt, sunglasses, shorts and flip flops, and refuse to complain of being cold. it makes life so much more fun, trust me i did it the other day :) if all else fails, steal some sand from lake michigan, put it in a bowl. microwave for one minute, and dip your feet in it. cheers!
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